Au can see, I like my jokes to be A) Gallagher-related and B) abortion-related. Sometimes it's one or the other. This particular time, it's both. As for the people who will no doubt wonder: "Is Jorge a real doctor?" To them I say: No! Idiots! No, he's not. Obviously, he just pretended to be a real doctor so Harmony would let him perform the abortion. (FYI, SPOILER ALERT.)

The following is a "V-style pregnancy," for those not in the know:


This is pretty awesome: What if Harry Potter were made in the eighties/nineties? I find myself asking that question all the time, to strange women in the middle of fancy restaurants who are eating dinner with their families.

Well. This has been fun.

Also: You might've noticed that the comment-capability feature is in the process of being uploaded to the website. I'll let you know when it's fully a go. (As of right now, it's not.)